{"id":51,"date":"2015-04-25T19:48:56","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T19:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2015-06-05T09:38:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T16:38:48","slug":"brian-michael-bendis-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Of Bodily Fluids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear reader, imagine, if you will, that you are superstar comic writer Brian Michael Bendis. \u00a0The challenge set before you is that, at times, you must write nerdy, sciency-type characters, when you yourself are not a nerdy, sciency-type kinda guy, but a mere purveyor of schlock. \u00a0So\u00a0how can a writer\u00a0convey that someone is a smarty\u00a0with\u00a0&#8211; let me emphasize &#8211; the least possible amount of effort?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that you say?\u00a0 &#8220;Have them\u00a0dispassionately demand someone else&#8217;s blood and urine,&#8221; you say? \u00a0Well, congratulations, you are correct! \u00a0As seen <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1I9ue1t.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. \u00a0And also <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/sXXNByG.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. \u00a0And lest we forget <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/c285Dvq.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/zgz3ngP.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> shortly thereafter. \u00a0And <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/EvWjeJP.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/VNg4QJY.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/zPae23K.png\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. \u00a0And finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1Pmb99I.png\" target=\"_blank\">my personal favorite<\/a> &#8211; &#8220;Someone, <em>please<\/em>, this man needs blood and urine!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear reader, imagine, if you will, that you are superstar comic writer Brian Michael Bendis. \u00a0The challenge set before you is that, at times, you must write nerdy, sciency-type characters, when you yourself are not a nerdy, sciency-type kinda guy, but a mere purveyor of schlock. \u00a0So\u00a0how can a writer\u00a0convey that someone is a smarty\u00a0with\u00a0&#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}