{"id":81,"date":"2015-04-30T14:37:23","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T14:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2015-06-05T09:38:45","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T16:38:45","slug":"grandpas-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Grandpa&#8217;s Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend I picked up a couple discount trade paperbacks of Chris Claremont\u2019s New Exiles \u2013 during the phase in which Chris Claremont seemed to be quarantined further and further away from prime Marvel continuity, the end result of which was the gloriously onanistic X-Men: Forever \u2013 and there was just something so\u2026 comforting about it.\u00a0 Everything you expect from a story in which Chris Claremont is given free rein, and nothing you don\u2019t.\u00a0 It\u2019s like sitting down and having a visit with Grandpa.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd so the Exiles encounter an alternate reality where the British empire never fell!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOh hey, that\u2019s a really cool trope, Grandpa, I don\u2019t think you\u2019ve ever done that one before.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd\u2026 and Psylocke finds herself once again assuming the role of <em>Lady Mandarin!<\/em>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWow, you, uh\u2026 you sure were into it when Psylocke was brainwashed into a sexy Asian lady assassin for like three issues back in the day, weren\u2019t you?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd the X-Men, led by a wheelchair-bound Emma Frost, are known in this world as Force-X!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<em>Force-X!<\/em>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGrandpa, you realize it sounds <em>exactly<\/em> like you\u2019re saying \u2018For Sex,\u2019 right?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019sat?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNever mind, here, have some more soup\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend I picked up a couple discount trade paperbacks of Chris Claremont\u2019s New Exiles \u2013 during the phase in which Chris Claremont seemed to be quarantined further and further away from prime Marvel continuity, the end result of which was the gloriously onanistic X-Men: Forever \u2013 and there was just something so\u2026 comforting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}