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<\/a><\/p>\nMarvel Boy<\/strong>: His name is probably Ray-Ray. \u00a0While we can be grateful that\u00a0Rachel’s stupid\u00a0“raver-girl” costume was relatively short-lived, I think, for some reason, it’s actually much cuter on a dude. 4\/5 Hey, you guys remember back in Uncanny X-Men 462 by Chris Claremont and Alan Davis, where we learned that omniversal majestrix Opal Luna Saturnyne’s personal guard, the “Executive Action Committee,” consists of alternate-reality versions of some of our favorite X-ladies as hot dudes? Let’s see how each of them rate on the ol’ Hunk-O-Meter: Marvel […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codyscomiccorner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nPolaris<\/strong>: I am embarrassed to say that it took putting that “Las Vegas cocktail waitress by way of the Shi’ar Empire”\u00a0outfit on a man to make me realize how demeaning it\u00a0really was. 3\/5
\nPsylocke<\/strong>: Wow<\/em>. \u00a0Speaking of demeaning, right? \u00a0Uh… I can definitely see what they were going for, but, um… there’s maybe a little too<\/em> much going on here. \u00a02.5\/5
\nRogue<\/strong>: I love thinking that Rogue would go full-on sideburns if she had the option. \u00a0I hope he also has a confederate flag tattooed somewhere upon his person.\u00a02\/5
\nKit Pryde<\/strong>: Now this<\/em> dude I definitely wouldn’t kick out of a nighttime training session in the Danger Room. \u00a0Accessories aside, you can definitely tell he puts a lot of effort into making sure his hair looks that nice. 5\/5
\nStorm<\/strong>: UGH. \u00a0GOD.<\/em> \u00a0Alan Davis, you are capable of better than this!\u00a0 He-Storm should be lithe<\/em> and imperious<\/em> and look like a\u00a0back-up dancer from a Lady Gaga\u00a0concert<\/em>. 0\/5<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"